Top Five Reasons to Begin A Love Affair with Will

5. “Oh, you’re dating a doctor? Meet my new boyfriend, William Shakespeare.”

4. Your mom already loves him

3. The moustache

2. A writer type and no ego stroking required

1. Dead, gay, married: triple insurance against needy text messages

 

Meaghan Russell was just startled by a boxelder that flipped from her poetry notebook, unfazed, and without comment. She wears boots.
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