5. “Oh, you’re dating a doctor? Meet my new boyfriend, William Shakespeare.”
4. Your mom already loves him
3. The moustache
2. A writer type and no ego stroking required
1. Dead, gay, married: triple insurance against needy text messages
Meaghan Russell was just startled by a boxelder that flipped from her poetry notebook, unfazed, and without comment. She wears boots.
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