Mary Gaitskill: Strolling through the Marriott seeking the abstinence in literature panel. 
Mathew Zapruder: Sporting his sleepwear strolling the book fair.
Benjamin Percy: Most aggressive Grrrrr face.
Joshua Ferris: Fielding comments on bobby-pin related writing.
G.C. Waldrep’s Hat: Confused by the blinking figure on a street corner.
Yusef Komunyakaa: Discerning Rick Moody’s dialect.
Natasha Trethewey: Humoring ignorant grad students at the Hollins reception.
Mark Halliday: Holding a lunch congress at the combination CVS/McDonald’s.
Marvin Bell: Parading his adequate beard.
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